But for this scene, it just might be crazy enough to work.
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But for this scene, it just might be crazy enough to work.
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The No Pants Subway Ride is a yearly worldwide reminder of why we need to invest in infrastructure. For what would the great nations of the world be without subterranean thighs and bulges? The event was started in New York City in 2002 by an improv group, but now goes down in dozens of other major cities like Chicago, Boston, Sydney, and London – where it’s been renamed as the No Trousers Tube Ride.
The rules are simple. You ride the subway without pants and post your experience to Instagram – where, if your lucky, an adult blogger named his_excellency will come across your picture and share it with perverts. Hey I don’t make the rules! Butz iz followz dem hehe. Enjoy…
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[WATCH: The Trainer – Masqulin]
Just last week, I wrote about a scene from Next Door Raw exploring some uncomfortable themes of porn in a bad way: overly-coercive sex setups, in which instead of seducing his brother Dalton Riley, Johnny B just ends up coming on too strong and taking what he wants (I won’t say the R word, but…)
Yoga trainer Markus Kage and his client Thyle Knoxx have some chemistry; so much so, that Thyle schedules another session the next day. Their session goes so well and Markus decides to give Thyle some deeper stretches.
“I can tell when someone wants to be taken,” he says, and the rest is porn.
From this I gather that Markus may be more pansexual than straight, and he at least enjoys the work that he’s doing, much more so than some other former gay for pay stars. I know some of you hate G4P, but at least he has a good attitude about it.
Thyle Knox has hired Markus Kage as his personal yoga instructor/trainer. Markus can’t help but notice that Thyle has a fit, tight body with a bubble butt and VPL that marks a big cock. And seeing as how their first calisthenics routine gets a rise out of them both, Thyle quickly schedules a follow-up session. On his third visit, Thyle is feeling quite tight and Markus is ready to open him right up. Panting from the workout, Thyle is invited to open up his mouth and suck on Markus’ cock. Hesitant at first, Thyle gives it a go and a sweaty man on man sexual workout ensues.
A lot of people DO want the other person to make the first move, as they don’t want to be seen as overly aggressive, or they are afraid of rejection. These two DO enjoy each other’s company, so the attraction IS mutual. And a lot of fitness trainers DO fuck their clients.
But Markus Kage “takes” Thyle.
So IS this acceptable, compared to what we saw last week? I’ll let you weigh in.
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You wouldn’t like my daddy when he’s angry. The New York Times Opinion is pulling out all the stops for its coverage of the Democratic primaries this year, interviewing the candidates individually, releasing the full transcripts, and then I guess eventually choosing which candidate they’re going to officially endorse?
The Times’s editorial board has endorsed presidential candidates for decades. But never like this. All of our endorsement interviews with the Democratic candidates were conducted on the record. And we’re releasing the full transcripts of each interview. https://t.co/bBjEa3zYIQ
— New York Times Opinion (@nytopinion) January 13, 2020
For a publication that laments the reality TV-ization of politics, this certainly feels like reality TV. No matter. Some rando in glasses tried to throw my dad a curveball question during his interview with NY Times Opinion, and Pete got raw and dirty to shut shiz down. He said a swear word! In Mike Pence’s Indiana a swear word can land you behind bars. In Indiana the only time you say “motherfucker” is when you just say “mother” and when you’re referring to your wife. As God intended.
Though he may not be as emotive as some of his Democratic rivals, @PeteButtigieg shows the editorial board a flash of the passion that he says propels his campaign. See more this Sunday on a special 2020 endorsement episode of @TheWeekly. Full transcript: https://t.co/ooUhup9cMH pic.twitter.com/UK72cQNJpX
— New York Times Opinion (@nytopinion) January 16, 2020
Anyway while Pete’s demonstration of unhinged masculinity is bleeped in the video, we know thanks to Mr. Thirsty Glasses’ transcript that Pete actually said “bullshit.”
In which Mayor Buttigieg describes one of my questions as “bullshit.” https://t.co/BkCAzo059J
— Binyamin Appelbaum (@BCAppelbaum) January 16, 2020
Naturally I assumed that the most explosive questioning would involve Pete’s dramatically deteriorating health conditions regard his azz, but apparently there’s other stuff going on with the campaign besides the candidate’s butts. Who knew. Hey Pete. Pick me for your SCROTUS!
NYT: Can you give us some names of people you’d consider nominating to the SCOTUS?
Buttigieg: I think it’s irresponsible for me to name check folks for the future.
NYT: Donald Trump did it.
Buttigieg: And he is not my role model on things like this.https://t.co/KXyioS2xX0
— Justin Gomez (@JustinGomezABC) January 16, 2020
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Please read my miserable Nick Jonas and Tom Holland fan fiction. There’s a surprise at the end! And Holland swirls his finger around Nick’s hairy hole even. So like, yeah Mr. Man Blog
Lennie Burmeister young and smooth bod and uncut cock OMG Blog
Big Brother’s leaked penis pictures are hilarious C&C
BelAmi bareback cumshot of the week Queer Me Now
Of course Grindr is selling your data Banana Guide
Matt Wilkas shows us know they shoot gay bath scenes in Hollywood Boy Culture
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Like. Literally any hair.
H/T: Twitter
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And blowjobs.
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From Mr. Man:
Some people got stiffed with this year’s Oscar Nominations, but you’ll just get stiff when peeping the delish dudity from this year’s nominees! Antonio Banderas received his first nomination ever for Pain & Glory. There’s nothing painful about looking at his glorious fat cock in False Eyelash.
We think Jojo Rabbit got its Best Picture nomination in no small part because of Sam Rockwell and Alfie Allen’s closeted chemisty. They both previously gave us a biology lesson when they showed cock – Sam in Box of Moonlight and Alfie in Game of Thrones!
Little Women are cool and all, but what about the fellas? Like, oh, I don’t know, Timothée Chalamet for examp? He showed his tight tush in Call Me By Your Name, where he even unleashed a massive load on Armie Hammer! Then there’s Louis Garrel, who flashed a little something called his uncut cock in The Dreamers.
Finally, first comes love, then comes Marriage… Story, then comes Adam Driver’s… hot ass in almost too many scenes to count on Girls!
Time for a Quickie! Netflix’s drag queen sitcom AJ and the Queen swerves up Constantine Rousouli’s wildly beefy booty and Gus Kenworthy’s ex Matthew Wilkas’ sups hairy haunches. And before you check out the new second season of Sex Education, we summed up the season one guylights in THIS MANtage. Any questions?
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[WATCH: Lachlan Fucks Asher Bareback – Sean Cody]
I’ve been writing about porn since 2008 (oh my god that’s 12 years) and with most scenes, I try to find the good in the scene, or at least an angle to write about. Sean Cody makes it tough, because all their scenes are the same – two (probably) white guys walk around outside, and then have VERY LOUD sex inside, usually on a couch.
In Sean Cody’s latest scene, the two white guys part is false, but the couch part is true.
[WATCH: “Loaded: Give It To Me Raw (Scene Five)” – Raging Stallion]
It does look good though.
As they go for a walk in the country, tanned Latin hunk Asher can’t keep his hands off tall, muscular Lachlan… especially his muscled ass! The guys make out surrounded by nature, then head back to the studio where they can go au naturel, stripping out of their clothes as they kiss and caress each other’s bodies. Asher sucks Lachlan’s big dick, then takes it doggystyle before riding the buff top hard. “I’ll fuck the cum out of you!” Lachlan promises. “Oh fuck yeah,” Asher moans as he shoots his big load!
As a top in gay porn, you don’t get to just lie there, so maybe he’s concentrating on looking good, and keeping his dick hard. It’s probably not as easy as it’s made to look, so I can at least cut him some slack there.
Maybe, like me, his face doesn’t show emotion and he’s used to hiding what he’s feeling; he may be enjoying it but afraid to show it.
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As far back as the 2000s, 1980s throwback references were a hoot and dare I say a holler, but now, twenty years later, the ingenuity of, say, holding a boombox over your head outside of someone’s window like John Cusack’s character in Say Anything, has lost a little bit of its pizzaz. In. Walks. The. Jonas. Brothers!
The three bros are riding the wave of good publicity they garnered for their hit summer single Sucker with this new music video for What A Man Gotta Do. As with Sucker, their wives are featured, and as with Sucker, you get the feeling Pri and Sophie Turner signed some sort of cursed and inescapable Sea Witch-esque contract to land here. Danielle is just happy to be included.
As for the song itself, WAMGD begins by ripping off Edge of Seventeen by Fleetwood Mac and transitions into ripping off George Michael’s music catalog as a whole. But we’re not here for artistic prowess, are we. No. ::Chuckles:: No we’re not. We’re here because in the grab bag of 80’s movies referenced in the music video for What A Man Gotta Do lies Risky Business – in which Tom Cruise danced around like your average straight man in just his underwear and a button-up shirt. Straight guys are silly billies!
Nick Jonas’ amazingly meaty thighs take center stage here as he gets the most screen time in his undies:
Joe briefly-but-gloriously strips out of his fucking tragic Grease suit to reveal his massive Coke can cock:
While that other brother, Keith or Klondike or whatever, exposes his bulge during his Say Anything moment:
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Go ahead. One thing. Try.
H/T: Guyswithiphones
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[WATCH: Perfect Pounding – Helix Studios]
And while some love a setup (even if they are…coercive), sometimes a scenario isn’t even needed! Some sites, like Guys in Sweatpants or Sean Cody lock the boys up for a few days before the scene so they’re horny AF when the time comes. Sometimes that translates on camera.
But you win some, you lose some.
[WATCH: Lachlan Fucks Asher Bareback – Sean Cody]
Some would even call it a “Perfect Pounding” (since Helix Studios is all about alliteration, see what I did there.)
Brady’s big cock feels incredible in Ashtin’s hand, but he knows it’ll feel even better lodged deep down his throat. Bates bounces his perfect bubble butt up and down on that D, while Brady reaches back and spreads Bates’ bottom, teasing that hungry hole with his finger tips, before commanding his cock whore up onto his feet for a deeper dicking.
Josh holds the lad’s leg up to give the full view of the balls deep, pole punishing perspective. Bates can’t hold back and longer, and he lets an epic load fly, covering his inked torso with a thick drink of dick! The twink’s tight tale gets the best of Brady as well, and he joins the jizz fest, blasting Bates’ booty hole with his bro-bust! The brawny top can’t stay away from that ass too long, so his crams his cream covered cock back in a few more times, before kissing his cock lover who surprises him by licking the last bits of nut from Brady’s thick fingers.
(This scene may be perfect, but this bio is not, ohmygod).
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Like UGH I thought this body was my unique thing!
H/T: Twitter
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Season two of Sex Education just hit Netflix, and as with season one critics are eating this thing out. I mean up! Season two has a 100% Fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes and continues to follow Otis (Asa Butterfield) – a late-bloomer high schooler with a sex education teacher as a mother, played by Gillian Anderson.
Asa shows his cute twink ass while in bed with a chick, but many of the other boys on season two are hornty for boys! Tom Atkinson and Chaneil Kular share an implied handy before deciding to have full-blown a to the nal. Chaneil bares his plump ass as he readies for penetration before Tom asks him if he douched.
Connor Swindells gives himself an implied handy as he tries to focus his attention on the woman in the movie poster hanging in his room, but finds his eyes drifting over towards the abs of the man. Been. There. Got. The. T-shirt.
As if all this wasn’t enough, we also get a gay kiss from Ncuti Gatwa and Sami Outalbali, some prosthetic erections from Asa Butterfield, and azz from zaddy Mikael Persbrandt. Check out all of the best bits in the gallery!
See all of the full Sex Education nude scenes here
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As an esteemed journalist I find myself confused and looking to dive a little deeper when it comes to your all’s reactions to the age-old question – pubes or no pubes? When we post pics of guys without pubes, it’s very common to get a reaction similar to Charlie_Jackpot’s recent “Where are the pubes???”
But when I lamented a man’s lack of pubes in this recent post, the reactions ranged from “Why is it so bad for a guy to shave his body hair? Some of us think it’s actually super hot” to “Looks fine to me. Why concern yourself about what other people do for themselves?” And when I sent that person literal peace (still sending you peace brah), I received a downvote from a smooth-lover, sinfulltears:
Who received a downvote from jbran:
The violence has to stop. The war rages on within each of us, but more importantly, in the area around a man’s genitals. So genitalmen, once and for all – PUBES OR NO PUBES? Make your case in the comments.
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Hella subtle, but hot gay priest prob has a big dick. Just sayin’ Mr. Man Blog
Trixie & Katya reacting to AJ and the Queen made me laugh a lot OMG Blog
Retro. Guys. Were. Hotter. We’re getting uglier over time Boy Culture
Johnny Rapid exclusive video interview Queer Me Now
Guy who would suck dick for water now Evian spokesman C&C
Just a couple of freshmen dudes doing freshmen dude stuff Banana Guide
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I hate you. Call me.
H/T: Twitter
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[WATCH: “Califuckinfornia: Scene Three” – Falcon Studios]
First off: Dan Saxon gets sucked in a gloryhole by a lurking Dakota Payne! Or maybe it’s second off.
As the saying goes, “To get over someone, you must get under someone else”. And while I don’t 100% agree, getting under someone else MAY help. So to help get over Cade Maddox, Josh Moore goes to see his BFF Dan Saxon for a road trip.
[WATCH: “Califuckinfornia: Scene Two” – Falcon Studios]
Looks like osh Moore and Dan Saxon “have wildly different opinions about casual sex”…
Josh uses the bathroom where cute cocksucker Dakota Payne is cruising the urinals and waving his big boner. Josh spots Dakota and scurries back out to the gas pump. Dan takes his turn, and his time, once he discovers Dakota and a glory hole stall inside. Dan joins Dakota in the stall, to better fuck his face and throat, and hunky stud Dick Dawson comes in to fill the other glory hole and give Dakota all the big cock the trashy toilet troll craves.
Dan glazes Dakota’s sweet face with an enormous load right in the eye and leaves him to polish off Dick’s dick as he joins Josh back in the van.
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If you were a fan of the Comedy Central series Workaholics then you might have had a thing for bumbling broseph Adam DeVine – especially after he flashed his wildly plump cheeks with da boys.
Iz what boys do! DeVine outperformed our wildest expectations for dudity in 2018 by going epically full frontal in Game Over, Man!
And well, genitalmen, now he’s done it again! There’s something erotic about a straight guy who’s in love with his own cock and balls, and Adam certainly seems to have some sort of love affair going on with his junk as he found a way to shoehorn frontal into 2019’s Jexi. In the scene, we find out that Adam’s character accidentally sent dozens of dick pics to everyone in his company! Ma boy’s CLASSIC.
Aas you can see Adam has a nice cock and fantastic bush (if that’s your thing) but the real winner here is the sac. Dude, my bro gives wicked sac. It’s twice as long as his cock and frankly twice as edible! So ya. BOYS, amirite.
See Adam’s full penis scenes here
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